1
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(laughing maniacally)

2
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<i>- ? I can't believe you're all mine ?</i>
- Uh, what?

3
00:00:05,880 --> 00:00:07,841
-<i>? You and me for all time ?</i>
- Ugh!

4
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<i>? I'm never, ever, ever
gonna be alone again ?</i>

5
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Oh, boy.

6
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<i>- ? The dream team you and me ?</i>
- For all eternity?

7
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-<i>? For all eternity! ?</i>
- Ahh!

8
00:00:15,974 --> 00:00:19,894
<i>? It's a ghost,
it's a ghost and Molly McGee ?</i>

9
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<i>? I've been cursed, it's the worst ?</i>

10
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MOLLY: <i>? Now you're stuck with me ?</i>

11
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<i>? We're never gonna be apart ?</i>

12
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{\an8}-<i>? Is there a way to hit restart? ?</i>
- Nope.

13
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<i>? We're the ghost, Ghost and Molly McGee ?</i>

14
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- That's me!
- Well, that's she.

15
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{\an8}BOTH: <i>? The Ghost and Molly McGee ?</i>

16
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(rock music playing)

17
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(thunder crashes)

18
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Taste the vicious wrath of Lord Doom!

19
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(yells)

20
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(groans)

21
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Uh, catch me up here.
Who's this guy again?

22
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Lord Doom? The Ravener of the River Styx?

23
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The Slayer of Souls?

24
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The Annihilator of the Afterlife?

25
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You're saying this like
it should mean something to me

26
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when I'm confident
that you know it doesn't.

27
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He once ate an entire village
for breakfast,

28
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then had their ghosts for lunch.

29
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You must stop him, Mr. Chairman, sir.

30
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- Oh!
- (yells)

31
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(blades whooshing)

32
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Me? Why do I got to do everything?

33
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Because you freed him
from the Flow of Failed Phantoms.

34
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Fine, I'll trap him in, uh... this bottle.

35
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(gulping)

36
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(in distorted voice)
I curse you, Lord Doom!

37
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May you never again float free,

38
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and be bound into the next vessel you see!

39
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(gasps)

40
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(crackles)

41
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(grunts)

42
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(in normal voice)
That's probably fine, right?

43
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(all whimper)

44
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- (door opens)
- (baby giggling)

45
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Oh, Baby Octavius must have this.

46
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He does prefer toys with an old soul.

47
00:02:02,747 --> 00:02:05,875
Well, then, you're gonna want
the matching bonnet set.

48
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I have that filed over here
under "sundries."

49
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(grunts)

50
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SCRATCH: <i>Into the next vessel you see!</i>

51
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No! No!

52
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Blast this curse!

53
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Check back later for more items
in the My Gothic Baby collec...

54
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Well, that's, uh... That's odd.

55
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Didn't we leave the dolly right here?

56
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- (doorbell jingles)
- (feet pattering rapidly)

57
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Odd indeed.

58
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(Scratch laughing)
And then I was like...

59
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(imitating artillery fire, screaming)

60
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And then I zapped Lord Doom away forever.

61
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(imitating gunfire)

62
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Wow! Impressive, Scratch.

63
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Are they saying
I'm the best Chairman ever?

64
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I assume so.

65
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And I'm just glad I never have to see
that scary Doom guy again.

66
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(knocks on door)

67
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LORD DOOM: Down here.

68
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- (yells)
- (both scream)

69
00:03:01,598 --> 00:03:03,808
- Meet your doom.
- Molly, help! Get it off me!

70
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Oh! It's gonna pinch me or something!

71
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I will destroy you
and everything you hold dear

72
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until you plead for a second death!

73
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Lord Doom?

74
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You know, the way you told that story,

75
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I was expecting, like, someone scary.

76
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Not a cute little baby doll.

77
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Oh, the Chairman cursed me
to inhabit this form for all eternity.

78
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(grunting)

79
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(sighs)

80
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What's the point?

81
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I cannot strike fear into anyone's heart

82
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with these oversized brown eyes.

83
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Okay, okay, but let me
ask you something, Lord Doom.

84
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Did scaring really make you happy?

85
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Extremely!

86
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Did it? Or were you just playing
into other ghouls' expectations?

87
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Go on, mortal girl.

88
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MOLLY: True joy comes
from helping others find their joy,

89
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and then watching that joy
spread like a happy virus.

90
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Look, take this opportunity

91
00:04:02,075 --> 00:04:04,744
to lead into this new you, Lord Doom.

92
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Less scare, more care.

93
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Oh, perhaps a change would be nice.

94
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{\an8}LORD DOOM: I could have friends.

95
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Hey, that's the spirit!

96
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With my guidance, I can change you
from a violent caterpillar

97
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into a friendly social butterfly.

98
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Hmm. Friends.

99
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(cackling)
Yes!

100
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And that is how you en-happify.

101
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Uh, Molly? Sidebar.
(laughs nervously)

102
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What are you doing?

103
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A tater can't change its tot.

104
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What? Yes, it can.

105
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I mean, you could just
make mashed potatoes,

106
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- or like a big hash brown, or like--
- You can't!

107
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And the point is, Lord Doom
is a cold-blooded monster

108
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who cannot and will not change.

109
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Everyone has a spark of good in them.

110
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- And I am gonna fan that spark...
- Don't say it.

111
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- ...into a fiery inferno...
- No, don't do it.

112
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...of niceness!

113
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- I knew you were gonna say that!
- Yeah.

114
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- (fire crackles)
- (smoke alarm beeps)

115
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<i>? For a thousand years
You've seen yourself ?</i>

116
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<i>- ? As violent ?</i>
- Oh, yeah.

117
00:05:00,383 --> 00:05:01,926
<i>- ? As a savage ?</i>
- Yup.

118
00:05:01,926 --> 00:05:05,013
<i>- ? As brutal as can be ?</i>
- You really get me.

119
00:05:05,013 --> 00:05:07,098
<i>? But soon you'll come to find ?</i>

120
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<i>? You can simply change your mind ?</i>

121
00:05:09,475 --> 00:05:14,272
<i>? All you need's a little positivity ?</i>

122
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<i>? You'll be good ?</i>

123
00:05:16,149 --> 00:05:17,859
<i>? You'll be kind ?</i>

124
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<i>? You'll leave all
your grave atrocities behind ?</i>

125
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<i>? Be genteel ?</i>

126
00:05:23,072 --> 00:05:24,532
<i>- ? Not like before ?</i>
- (slurps)

127
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- (growls)
<i>- ? Soon, you'll be frightful ?</i>

128
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-<i>? No more ?</i>
- (growls)

129
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(whimpers)

130
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<i>? You'll plant trees ?</i>

131
00:05:31,164 --> 00:05:33,082
<i>? You'll bake loaves ?</i>

132
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<i>? I'll keep devouring the acid in droves ?</i>

133
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No. No.

134
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<i>? You'll hug, you'll be tender and warm ?</i>

135
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- (grunting)
<i>- ? Soon, you'll be frightful ?</i>

136
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<i>- ? No... ?</i>
- Thanks.

137
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<i>? So nice and polite ?</i>

138
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I hope.

139
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Uh, Scratch, this guy
wouldn't hurt me, right?

140
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Mm... fifty-fifty.

141
00:05:52,769 --> 00:05:54,896
<i>? I shall vanquish my aggression ?</i>

142
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<i>? Decimate my rage ?</i>

143
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<i>? Slay my inner demons ?</i>

144
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<i>? Turn a brand-new page ?</i>

145
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<i>? By corn, I think he's got it ?</i>

146
00:06:01,486 --> 00:06:03,237
(chuckles nervously)
<i>? That's what friends are for ?</i>

147
00:06:03,237 --> 00:06:06,115
<i>? Thanks to you, I'm frightful no more ?</i>

148
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What have I done?

149
00:06:07,241 --> 00:06:09,410
<i>? Totally not frightful anymore ?</i>

150
00:06:10,370 --> 00:06:13,748
<i>? And I guarantee I will even the score ?</i>

151
00:06:15,541 --> 00:06:17,377
I didn't think Lord Doom could change.

152
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But you did it.

153
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I shall doubt

154
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your en-happification abilities no more!

155
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(laughs)
Yup, that's... That's me.

156
00:06:26,010 --> 00:06:28,679
I definitely believed in him
the whole time.

157
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But, uh, if you still think
he's dangerous,

158
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we can ask him to leave.

159
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What? Come on! No way!

160
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I thought crudit�s would be disgusting

161
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because, you know, celery.

162
00:06:39,774 --> 00:06:42,151
But Lord Doom,
this guy's a wiz with hummus.

163
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He made, like, five different flavors.

164
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Yeah, but what happened
to a tater can't change its tot?

165
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- Care for some fresh lemonade?
- Oh, corn!

166
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It tastes like a summer's breeze.

167
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Hey. Thanks, LD.

168
00:06:54,288 --> 00:06:56,082
And to think, just a short while ago,

169
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you were a cold-blooded,
merciless butcher of souls.

170
00:06:59,961 --> 00:07:01,754
(both laugh)

171
00:07:01,754 --> 00:07:04,132
(laughs nervously)

172
00:07:04,132 --> 00:07:05,049
(whimpers)

173
00:07:05,049 --> 00:07:06,551
Hard to believe, isn't it?

174
00:07:06,551 --> 00:07:07,635
Not for me.

175
00:07:07,635 --> 00:07:10,596
I'm a good person
who believes in second chances.

176
00:07:10,596 --> 00:07:12,265
- (screams)
- Aren't you gonna drink, Molly?

177
00:07:12,265 --> 00:07:15,685
I squeezed the juice
from the lemon's husk with my own hands.

178
00:07:15,685 --> 00:07:18,187
It's to die for.

179
00:07:18,187 --> 00:07:20,356
And make sure
to take this glass right here

180
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that I made specifically for you.

181
00:07:23,109 --> 00:07:24,694
(whimpering)

182
00:07:25,653 --> 00:07:26,779
Uh...

183
00:07:27,780 --> 00:07:29,240
Look! A cute bunny!

184
00:07:31,117 --> 00:07:33,035
Oh, whoops, It hopped away...

185
00:07:33,035 --> 00:07:35,204
cutely and bunnily, anyways.

186
00:07:35,204 --> 00:07:36,581
Oh! Yum.

187
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Hmm. Witnessing your enjoyment pleases me.

188
00:07:39,375 --> 00:07:43,504
I am working
on another surprise just for you.

189
00:07:44,338 --> 00:07:46,007
Come one, McGee. Get it together, okay?

190
00:07:46,007 --> 00:07:48,801
It's fine. He's fine.
He's totally not scary at all.

191
00:07:48,801 --> 00:07:49,886
He's...
(gasps)

192
00:07:49,886 --> 00:07:51,679
(whispers)
Oh, sweet baby corn.

193
00:07:51,679 --> 00:07:54,307
(Lord Doom cackling evilly)

194
00:07:54,307 --> 00:07:55,349
(whimpers)

195
00:07:57,685 --> 00:07:59,896
- (chain saw whirring)
- Here comes the joy!

196
00:07:59,896 --> 00:08:02,315
(evil laughter)

197
00:08:05,234 --> 00:08:07,236
This'll leave quite the impression.

198
00:08:08,571 --> 00:08:11,699
The McGee girl will never see this coming.

199
00:08:11,699 --> 00:08:13,326
What is he planning?

200
00:08:13,326 --> 00:08:14,827
Oh! Scratch was right.

201
00:08:14,827 --> 00:08:16,871
A tater can't change its tot.

202
00:08:16,871 --> 00:08:18,706
It's already made, you can't un-make it.

203
00:08:18,706 --> 00:08:20,791
What are you gonna do?
Cut off the bread part?

204
00:08:21,209 --> 00:08:22,877
You can't un-tot the tater tot.

205
00:08:22,877 --> 00:08:24,837
It's too far down the process!

206
00:08:26,047 --> 00:08:27,465
Molly...

207
00:08:28,090 --> 00:08:31,969
sneaky snoopers are party poopers.

208
00:08:31,969 --> 00:08:33,179
What? Snooping? No.

209
00:08:33,179 --> 00:08:34,680
I went... I was...

210
00:08:34,680 --> 00:08:36,891
Nothing! I think you're nice!
Don't hurt me!

211
00:08:38,392 --> 00:08:40,770
You better have a good reason
for dragging me into the closet.

212
00:08:40,770 --> 00:08:43,689
You were right, Scratch. Lord Doom is bad.

213
00:08:43,689 --> 00:08:45,775
He cut my face out of all the photos,

214
00:08:45,775 --> 00:08:47,693
and he's gonna make us into crudit�s!

215
00:08:47,693 --> 00:08:49,028
No way, come on.

216
00:08:49,028 --> 00:08:52,740
That guy's, like, the ultimate in chill.
You must have misunderstood.

217
00:08:52,740 --> 00:08:53,950
I am telling you,

218
00:08:53,950 --> 00:08:56,702
we gotta get him out of here
before he hurts anyone.

219
00:08:56,702 --> 00:08:57,787
- Come on!
- (Scratch yelps)

220
00:08:58,204 --> 00:08:59,747
Lord Doom?

221
00:09:00,331 --> 00:09:01,749
Where are you?

222
00:09:02,917 --> 00:09:05,211
Come out, come out, wherever you are.

223
00:09:05,920 --> 00:09:07,421
(ominous music stings)

224
00:09:09,632 --> 00:09:11,801
Here, Doomy, Doomy, Doomy.

225
00:09:11,801 --> 00:09:14,637
- (yelps)
- Is that... his?

226
00:09:14,637 --> 00:09:16,973
- (both gasp)
- (Lord Doom cackling)

227
00:09:17,390 --> 00:09:18,266
(gasps)

228
00:09:18,266 --> 00:09:20,726
- What have you done?
- (whimpers)

229
00:09:20,726 --> 00:09:23,062
(both grunting)

230
00:09:23,062 --> 00:09:24,063
SCRATCH: Excuse me.

231
00:09:24,063 --> 00:09:25,773
Uh... hello?

232
00:09:25,773 --> 00:09:27,733
Uh...
(clears throat)

233
00:09:28,150 --> 00:09:28,985
Uh...

234
00:09:29,527 --> 00:09:30,611
- Paint.
- Yeah.

235
00:09:31,737 --> 00:09:32,905
Bucket of it.

236
00:09:32,905 --> 00:09:34,365
What, did you think it was blood?

237
00:09:34,365 --> 00:09:35,950
Did you think I was evil?

238
00:09:35,950 --> 00:09:38,244
Um... mm-mm.

239
00:09:38,244 --> 00:09:39,287
You did.

240
00:09:40,037 --> 00:09:43,374
What is this agony,
rending my heart in two?

241
00:09:43,374 --> 00:09:45,293
It's pain!

242
00:09:45,293 --> 00:09:48,129
The emotional kind!

243
00:09:48,129 --> 00:09:50,172
Well, what about the chain saw?

244
00:09:50,172 --> 00:09:52,425
And the photos with my head cut off?

245
00:09:52,425 --> 00:09:54,802
I made you a gift!

246
00:09:56,137 --> 00:10:00,182
My heartfelt gesture was in vain,

247
00:10:00,182 --> 00:10:03,227
for you have forsaken Lord Doom!

248
00:10:03,936 --> 00:10:06,439
I shall forever instill fear

249
00:10:06,439 --> 00:10:11,902
instead of the love
and compassion I crave!

250
00:10:11,902 --> 00:10:15,656
I'm so sorry, Lord Doom.
You deserve to be loved.

251
00:10:15,656 --> 00:10:17,158
Everyone does.

252
00:10:17,158 --> 00:10:18,367
It's okay, Molly.

253
00:10:18,367 --> 00:10:23,164
I must find someone
who doesn't mind my scary intensity.

254
00:10:23,164 --> 00:10:26,334
But where can I find a person
so blindly innocent and trusting

255
00:10:26,334 --> 00:10:29,045
- so as to accept me unconditionally?
- (knocks on door)

256
00:10:30,963 --> 00:10:33,466
Hello, we're looking
for a missing antique doll.

257
00:10:34,342 --> 00:10:36,510
We saw these little footprints
leading to your doorstep and...

258
00:10:36,510 --> 00:10:37,762
- (giggling)
- (gasps)

259
00:10:37,762 --> 00:10:38,929
There it is!

260
00:10:38,929 --> 00:10:41,057
Oh, uh, this doll right here?

261
00:10:41,057 --> 00:10:43,851
Yeah, I don't know
if that's such a good idea.

262
00:10:43,851 --> 00:10:45,895
Such haunted energy.

263
00:10:45,895 --> 00:10:49,398
Oh, it's a perfect addition to our family.

264
00:10:49,398 --> 00:10:51,901
This child's affection fills my heart

265
00:10:51,901 --> 00:10:55,363
with warmth and compassion!

266
00:10:57,073 --> 00:10:58,282
(birds tweeting)

267
00:10:58,866 --> 00:11:01,285
Peekaboo!

268
00:11:01,285 --> 00:11:02,578
(giggling)

269
00:11:02,578 --> 00:11:05,456
Okay, so it took me a while this time,

270
00:11:05,456 --> 00:11:08,417
but that is how you en-happify.

271
00:11:08,417 --> 00:11:09,752
(sobbing)

272
00:11:09,752 --> 00:11:11,754
I'm just gonna miss that guy.

273
00:11:11,754 --> 00:11:12,755
(cries)

274
00:11:12,755 --> 00:11:14,382
And his hummus!

275
00:11:15,174 --> 00:11:16,842
- Mostly his hummus, huh?
- Yeah!

276
00:11:16,842 --> 00:11:18,094
Yeah.

277
00:11:18,094 --> 00:11:20,805
SCRATCH AND MOLLY:
<i>? The Ghost and Molly McGee ?</i>

278
00:11:26,933 --> 00:11:29,811
Now, Geoff, I recommend
at least one balloon per guest.

279
00:11:29,811 --> 00:11:32,271
But I'll let you in on a secret.

280
00:11:32,271 --> 00:11:34,190
You can't have
too many balloons.

281
00:11:34,190 --> 00:11:35,400
Doot!

282
00:11:35,400 --> 00:11:37,151
This is top-notch stuff, Molly.

283
00:11:37,151 --> 00:11:38,528
(chuckles) Yeah, I know.

284
00:11:38,528 --> 00:11:40,238
- (yawns)
- Scratch!

285
00:11:40,238 --> 00:11:41,572
You ready for the big day?

286
00:11:41,572 --> 00:11:43,241
Is it Fajita Friday already?

287
00:11:43,241 --> 00:11:45,201
Ha! You're messing with me.

288
00:11:45,201 --> 00:11:46,994
Tonight's my big party.

289
00:11:46,994 --> 00:11:48,830
Oh. Right.

290
00:11:48,830 --> 00:11:50,623
I totally remembered that.

291
00:11:50,623 --> 00:11:52,458
Wouldn't be the same
without my BFF, huh?

292
00:11:52,458 --> 00:11:53,501
(laughs)

293
00:11:53,501 --> 00:11:55,420
Got a space saved for you
on the dance floor.

294
00:11:55,420 --> 00:11:57,088
Okay, see you tonight.

295
00:11:57,088 --> 00:11:58,214
(mumbles)
Yeah...

296
00:11:58,214 --> 00:12:01,217
Oh, I'm so jealous
you get to go.

297
00:12:01,217 --> 00:12:04,011
I want all the deets.
Oh! You should take notes.

298
00:12:04,011 --> 00:12:06,013
Let me get you a notepad
that doubles as a party hat

299
00:12:06,013 --> 00:12:07,140
so you don't look
too obvious.

300
00:12:07,140 --> 00:12:11,102
Okay. It is definitely
too early for this.

301
00:12:11,102 --> 00:12:12,895
I need a pick-me-up.

302
00:12:16,149 --> 00:12:17,233
Oh.

303
00:12:17,233 --> 00:12:18,985
(indistinct chattering)

304
00:12:18,985 --> 00:12:20,695
- The chairman!
- After you, Sir.

305
00:12:20,695 --> 00:12:22,405
- Please go ahead.
- Oh. Why, thanks.

306
00:12:22,405 --> 00:12:24,240
Well, don't mind if I do.

307
00:12:24,240 --> 00:12:25,241
Oh. Sorry.

308
00:12:25,241 --> 00:12:26,993
Looks like someone else
is a fan

309
00:12:26,993 --> 00:12:30,663
of the cookie frightaccino
with extra whipped screams.

310
00:12:30,663 --> 00:12:32,415
(shrieks)

311
00:12:32,415 --> 00:12:34,083
Mr. Chairman, Sir,
take this one.

312
00:12:34,083 --> 00:12:35,960
It's extra cookies.
On the house.

313
00:12:35,960 --> 00:12:39,213
Thanks. Man, being chairman
has some perks, huh?

314
00:12:39,213 --> 00:12:41,215
I don't think
we've officially met.

315
00:12:41,215 --> 00:12:43,009
I'm Jeff, with a J.

316
00:12:43,009 --> 00:12:45,595
You coming to the big party
tonight at the Haughty Haunts?

317
00:12:45,595 --> 00:12:48,055
Everyone who's anyone
will be there.

318
00:12:48,055 --> 00:12:49,390
The best of the best.

319
00:12:49,390 --> 00:12:51,559
(echoing)
<i>The best of the best.</i>

320
00:12:51,559 --> 00:12:55,605
An exclusive party,
and you're inviting me?

321
00:12:55,605 --> 00:12:58,691
I mean, uh, yeah,
of course you would, obviously.

322
00:12:58,691 --> 00:13:00,526
I'm the chairman now.
I will be there.

323
00:13:00,526 --> 00:13:02,069
Terrific. See you tonight.

324
00:13:02,069 --> 00:13:03,488
Yeah.

325
00:13:04,322 --> 00:13:06,532
Did he say tonight?

326
00:13:06,532 --> 00:13:08,493
Yeah, my big party
is tonight.

327
00:13:08,493 --> 00:13:11,954
And I want your stand to be
the first thing Scratch sees.

328
00:13:11,954 --> 00:13:13,331
(laughs) Oh!

329
00:13:13,331 --> 00:13:15,041
Here he comes. Hide.

330
00:13:15,041 --> 00:13:16,417
I want it to be a surprise.

331
00:13:16,417 --> 00:13:18,002
- Hey!
- (coughs)

332
00:13:18,002 --> 00:13:19,212
What's up, buddy?

333
00:13:19,212 --> 00:13:22,590
Nothing churro-related
to see here.

334
00:13:22,590 --> 00:13:24,175
Yeah, about your party.

335
00:13:24,175 --> 00:13:25,885
Maybe you should do it
another night.

336
00:13:25,885 --> 00:13:28,513
You know, on Friday
everyone's tired from work,

337
00:13:28,513 --> 00:13:29,931
so you get there late.

338
00:13:29,931 --> 00:13:32,141
But you also kind of want
to leave early,

339
00:13:32,141 --> 00:13:33,935
which is really awkward
for the host.

340
00:13:33,935 --> 00:13:36,103
I see what's going on here.

341
00:13:36,103 --> 00:13:37,438
Uh, you do?

342
00:13:37,438 --> 00:13:39,732
You're nervous about the party.

343
00:13:39,732 --> 00:13:41,150
You know,
because everyone thinks

344
00:13:41,150 --> 00:13:42,693
you're grumpy
and unpleasant.

345
00:13:42,693 --> 00:13:45,071
- Oh.
- You don't need to worry,

346
00:13:45,071 --> 00:13:46,822
because friends stick together.

347
00:13:46,822 --> 00:13:49,825
Great.

348
00:13:51,077 --> 00:13:52,870
- Moll! I need your advice.
- Ah!

349
00:13:52,870 --> 00:13:54,121
(gasps)

350
00:13:54,121 --> 00:13:55,873
Do you know how long

351
00:13:55,873 --> 00:13:58,376
I've been waiting
for you to say those words?

352
00:13:58,376 --> 00:13:59,794
Hit me with anything!

353
00:13:59,794 --> 00:14:02,547
Okay, so I have this,
uh, friend,

354
00:14:02,547 --> 00:14:06,634
and this friend has two parties
to go to on the same night.

355
00:14:06,634 --> 00:14:09,595
The first one
is gonna be spectacular.

356
00:14:09,595 --> 00:14:12,557
Exclusive venue,
lots of important guests.

357
00:14:12,557 --> 00:14:15,977
The kind this friend of mine
was never invited to before.

358
00:14:15,977 --> 00:14:18,521
- Aw!
- But if I--

359
00:14:18,521 --> 00:14:21,607
Uh, my friend doesn't go
to the other party,

360
00:14:21,607 --> 00:14:23,484
the host's feelings
could get hurt.

361
00:14:23,484 --> 00:14:25,403
Easy peasy McGeesy.

362
00:14:25,403 --> 00:14:27,029
Your friend should go
to whichever event

363
00:14:27,029 --> 00:14:28,197
they committed to first.

364
00:14:28,197 --> 00:14:29,740
But what if they really,

365
00:14:29,740 --> 00:14:31,617
really want to go
to the other thing

366
00:14:31,617 --> 00:14:33,869
without hurting
their friend's feelings?

367
00:14:33,869 --> 00:14:37,039
Well, the book says
the only acceptable excuse

368
00:14:37,039 --> 00:14:38,291
is being sick...

369
00:14:38,291 --> 00:14:40,042
Fake sick, huh?

370
00:14:40,042 --> 00:14:41,669
That's interesting.

371
00:14:41,669 --> 00:14:44,338
Nobody said fake.
Don't purposefully misinterpret

372
00:14:44,338 --> 00:14:46,632
the wisdom
of the <i>Friendship Handbook.</i>

373
00:14:46,632 --> 00:14:47,633
Scratch!

374
00:14:47,633 --> 00:14:49,552
Hope you put on
your dancing shoes.

375
00:14:49,552 --> 00:14:51,512
(chuckles)
And dancing legs.

376
00:14:53,389 --> 00:14:54,974
- (groans)
- (gasps)

377
00:14:54,974 --> 00:14:56,559
You're the friend!

378
00:14:56,559 --> 00:14:58,144
How did I not see this?

379
00:14:58,144 --> 00:14:59,770
God! Shh! Shh! Shh!

380
00:14:59,770 --> 00:15:01,063
Geoff!

381
00:15:01,063 --> 00:15:02,231
(coughing and sobbing)

382
00:15:02,231 --> 00:15:03,733
I'm so sorry.

383
00:15:03,733 --> 00:15:05,568
I can't make it
to your party.

384
00:15:05,568 --> 00:15:07,403
I'm... I'm sick.

385
00:15:07,403 --> 00:15:08,613
(sneezes)

386
00:15:08,613 --> 00:15:10,740
Ghost-undheit, Scratch.

387
00:15:10,740 --> 00:15:12,700
Oh, I really wanted you
to be there,

388
00:15:12,700 --> 00:15:16,704
but the most important thing
is you get better.

389
00:15:16,704 --> 00:15:17,830
Mwah.

390
00:15:17,830 --> 00:15:19,790
(groans)

391
00:15:19,790 --> 00:15:24,378
You used my advice
against sweet, sweet Geoff?

392
00:15:24,378 --> 00:15:27,048
First of all,
there's never "a friend."

393
00:15:27,048 --> 00:15:27,923
You should know this by now.

394
00:15:27,923 --> 00:15:29,592
Second, Geoff's never
gonna find out,

395
00:15:29,592 --> 00:15:30,968
because you wouldn't tell him

396
00:15:30,968 --> 00:15:34,597
and hurt his feelings,
now would you, Miss McGee?

397
00:15:34,597 --> 00:15:37,224
It's a friendship paradox!

398
00:15:37,224 --> 00:15:39,018
Oh! Fine!

399
00:15:39,018 --> 00:15:41,562
But I am doing this for Geoff,
not for you!

400
00:15:41,562 --> 00:15:44,106
But you're still doing it, right?

401
00:15:44,106 --> 00:15:45,858
Yes.

402
00:15:45,858 --> 00:15:47,443
Don't wait up.

403
00:15:47,443 --> 00:15:49,445
(dance music blaring)

404
00:15:51,155 --> 00:15:52,823
Scratch!

405
00:15:52,823 --> 00:15:54,825
You made it.

406
00:15:54,825 --> 00:15:56,827
Okay, so, dance floor there.

407
00:15:56,827 --> 00:15:58,829
Never-ending buffet there.

408
00:15:58,829 --> 00:16:01,165
And that is also the buffet
over there.

409
00:16:01,165 --> 00:16:04,335
I'm sure you know Cleopatra,
Abe Lincoln, Brian.

410
00:16:04,335 --> 00:16:05,586
Hey.

411
00:16:05,586 --> 00:16:07,088
Oh, and there's Jinx.

412
00:16:07,088 --> 00:16:09,590
Jinx! Meet the chairman.

413
00:16:09,590 --> 00:16:12,009
- Jinx?
- Oh, we've met, actually.

414
00:16:12,009 --> 00:16:14,553
Sorry about that whole
"hunting your friend" thing.

415
00:16:14,553 --> 00:16:15,805
You weren't the chairman then.

416
00:16:15,805 --> 00:16:17,807
But, uh, now you are, so--

417
00:16:17,807 --> 00:16:19,308
Oh, you been working out?

418
00:16:19,308 --> 00:16:20,393
Hitting the gym, big guy?

419
00:16:20,393 --> 00:16:22,770
Well, I consider my body
a temple--

420
00:16:22,770 --> 00:16:25,606
Ooh! Is that room-temperature
bologna?

421
00:16:25,606 --> 00:16:27,817
Excuse me,
I got to do the rounds.

422
00:16:27,817 --> 00:16:29,568
Bleh, host duties,
am I right?

423
00:16:29,568 --> 00:16:30,986
Hank Richards!

424
00:16:30,986 --> 00:16:33,364
Dude, I didn't know
you were dead!

425
00:16:33,364 --> 00:16:34,740
Wild night, huh?

426
00:16:34,740 --> 00:16:37,702
And to think I almost went
to Geoff's party instead.

427
00:16:37,702 --> 00:16:39,995
Uh, dude,
you are at Jeff's party.

428
00:16:39,995 --> 00:16:41,414
(screams)

429
00:16:41,414 --> 00:16:43,916
Sorry, G-E-O-F-F's party.

430
00:16:43,916 --> 00:16:45,501
He's my best friend,
but come on.

431
00:16:45,501 --> 00:16:47,253
You don't say no
to a shindig like this.

432
00:16:47,253 --> 00:16:48,295
Hey.

433
00:16:48,295 --> 00:16:50,631
No, I guess you don't.

434
00:16:50,631 --> 00:16:52,299
Not like it matters.

435
00:16:52,299 --> 00:16:53,634
Geoff's at his party,

436
00:16:53,634 --> 00:16:55,261
probably not even
thinking about me.

437
00:16:55,261 --> 00:16:56,804
I was at my party,

438
00:16:56,804 --> 00:16:59,306
but I couldn't stop
thinking about Scratch.

439
00:16:59,306 --> 00:17:00,850
I brought him soup.

440
00:17:00,850 --> 00:17:03,310
Oh, that is so nice of you.

441
00:17:03,310 --> 00:17:05,896
But, Scratch, he's, uh...

442
00:17:05,896 --> 00:17:07,189
He's asleep!

443
00:17:07,189 --> 00:17:10,860
And when he sneezes,
it's just ectoplasm everywhere.

444
00:17:10,860 --> 00:17:15,030
Why don't I give this to Scratch
as soon as he gets back--

445
00:17:15,030 --> 00:17:16,866
Wakes up! Okay?

446
00:17:16,866 --> 00:17:20,786
All right, but make sure he
knows how much I treasure him.

447
00:17:20,786 --> 00:17:22,705
Goodbye, you angel.

448
00:17:22,705 --> 00:17:25,458
You'd better be having
a really good time.

449
00:17:25,458 --> 00:17:27,668
I'm having a really good time!

450
00:17:27,668 --> 00:17:29,128
(dance music blaring)

451
00:17:33,132 --> 00:17:34,967
(laughing) Whoa!

452
00:17:34,967 --> 00:17:37,470
Ah!

453
00:17:37,470 --> 00:17:40,014
"G" Geoff?
What is he doing here?

454
00:17:40,014 --> 00:17:41,766
Oh, no.

455
00:17:41,766 --> 00:17:44,602
I hope he doesn't see you.
That'd be so bad.

456
00:17:44,602 --> 00:17:46,854
I bet when I didn't show,

457
00:17:46,854 --> 00:17:49,899
he canceled his party
and came here instead.

458
00:17:49,899 --> 00:17:52,902
Wow, your best friend
was really counting on you,

459
00:17:52,902 --> 00:17:55,112
and you let him down,
didn't you?

460
00:17:55,112 --> 00:17:57,740
Oh. Yeah.

461
00:17:57,740 --> 00:17:59,992
Well, there's only
one thing to do, right?

462
00:17:59,992 --> 00:18:02,495
- Hope he doesn't see you.
- (laughs nervously) Whew!

463
00:18:02,495 --> 00:18:05,414
I thought you were gonna say
fess up and tell him the truth.

464
00:18:05,414 --> 00:18:08,209
I like this better. Cover me!

465
00:18:08,209 --> 00:18:10,669
(funky music playing)

466
00:18:12,797 --> 00:18:14,215
<i>? I got to be low-key ?</i>

467
00:18:17,718 --> 00:18:19,178
<i>? I got to be low-key ?</i>

468
00:18:19,178 --> 00:18:21,347
<i>? I got to keep out of view
Of you-know-who ?</i>

469
00:18:21,347 --> 00:18:24,725
<i>? So you shrink and you slip
Into the cheese fondue ?</i>

470
00:18:24,725 --> 00:18:26,644
<i>? You trying everything
To stay out of sight ?</i>

471
00:18:26,644 --> 00:18:28,312
<i>- ? But... ?</i>
- SCRATCH: Ow!

472
00:18:28,312 --> 00:18:29,605
This does not taste right.

473
00:18:29,605 --> 00:18:30,940
<i>? Next, you hide ?</i>

474
00:18:30,940 --> 00:18:32,233
<i>? In the fried hors d'oeuvres ?</i>

475
00:18:32,233 --> 00:18:33,442
- Egg rolls?
- Oh, sure.

476
00:18:33,442 --> 00:18:35,069
<i>? You just got served ?</i>

477
00:18:35,069 --> 00:18:36,946
<i>? Pass the blueberry pie
A la mode ?</i>

478
00:18:36,946 --> 00:18:38,280
<i>? Moving fast
'Cause you can ?</i>

479
00:18:38,280 --> 00:18:39,615
Maybe one for the road.

480
00:18:39,615 --> 00:18:40,908
<i>? You don't want to leave ?</i>

481
00:18:40,908 --> 00:18:42,785
<i>? But you can't be seen ?</i>

482
00:18:42,785 --> 00:18:44,787
- Shh.
<i>- ? You got to be low-key ?</i>

483
00:18:44,787 --> 00:18:48,290
<i>? So you're hiding inside
The fog machine ?</i>

484
00:18:48,290 --> 00:18:50,084
<i>? You got to be low-key ?</i>

485
00:18:50,084 --> 00:18:52,628
<i>? Cruel and uncouth
Avoiding the truth ?</i>

486
00:18:52,628 --> 00:18:54,672
<i>? Annoying the crew
In the DJ booth ?</i>

487
00:18:54,672 --> 00:18:55,840
Begone, peasant.

488
00:18:55,840 --> 00:18:57,424
<i>? You got to move cautiously ?</i>

489
00:18:57,424 --> 00:19:00,052
- Keep an eye out for Geoff.
- You can count on me.

490
00:19:00,052 --> 00:19:02,263
<i>? If you can stay undetected
Then you'll be fine ?</i>

491
00:19:02,263 --> 00:19:04,932
<i>? But you just redirected
The conga line ?</i>

492
00:19:04,932 --> 00:19:06,851
<i>? And if he sees you
His heart will be torn ?</i>

493
00:19:06,851 --> 00:19:08,727
<i>? Into thousands of pieces ?</i>

494
00:19:08,727 --> 00:19:10,813
Oh, look. Little pizzas.

495
00:19:10,813 --> 00:19:13,482
<i>? You don't want to leave
But you can't be seen ?</i>

496
00:19:13,482 --> 00:19:15,317
<i>? You got to be low-key ?</i>

497
00:19:15,317 --> 00:19:18,779
<i>? Getting thirds
On the lobster Florentine ?</i>

498
00:19:18,779 --> 00:19:20,823
- Uh-oh.
<i>- ? You got to be low-key ?</i>

499
00:19:20,823 --> 00:19:23,742
<i>? Risking a friend
Over whole goat cheese ?</i>

500
00:19:23,742 --> 00:19:25,995
<i>? You got to be low-key ?</i>

501
00:19:25,995 --> 00:19:28,664
? If he doesn't know I'm here
Does it really count as mean? ?

502
00:19:28,664 --> 00:19:31,125
- Shh!
<i>- ? You got to be low-key ?</i>

503
00:19:31,125 --> 00:19:33,168
- (dance music playing)
- (indistinct chattering)

504
00:19:33,168 --> 00:19:34,920
Ah! Lost him.

505
00:19:37,298 --> 00:19:39,133
I really love these churros.

506
00:19:39,133 --> 00:19:42,303
They're so crispy,
yet so soft.

507
00:19:42,303 --> 00:19:44,054
GEOFF:
Scratch?

508
00:19:45,389 --> 00:19:47,433
Geoff? "G" Geoff.

509
00:19:47,433 --> 00:19:49,018
I can explain, brother.

510
00:19:49,018 --> 00:19:52,813
Oh! You had a miracle recovery
and made it to my party.

511
00:19:52,813 --> 00:19:53,898
Wait. What? Your party?

512
00:19:53,898 --> 00:19:55,357
This is Jeff's party.

513
00:19:55,357 --> 00:19:57,610
"J" Jeff, not you Geoff.

514
00:19:57,610 --> 00:19:58,903
Yeah, it's our party.

515
00:19:58,903 --> 00:20:01,572
Jeff is my afterlife partner.

516
00:20:01,572 --> 00:20:03,532
Wait, you and him?

517
00:20:03,532 --> 00:20:04,700
(stammering)

518
00:20:04,700 --> 00:20:07,119
Oh, I know.
I get your confusion.

519
00:20:07,119 --> 00:20:09,413
But Jeff spells it with a J,

520
00:20:09,413 --> 00:20:12,917
while I spell it G-E--

521
00:20:12,917 --> 00:20:15,794
I know how you spell it!

522
00:20:15,794 --> 00:20:17,671
But how did I not know
you two were together?

523
00:20:17,671 --> 00:20:18,881
No idea.

524
00:20:18,881 --> 00:20:20,674
You're at our anniversary party.

525
00:20:23,677 --> 00:20:25,012
Whoa.

526
00:20:26,180 --> 00:20:28,182
Yeah, I do not know
how I missed that.

527
00:20:28,182 --> 00:20:29,767
Geoff. Jeff.

528
00:20:29,767 --> 00:20:32,061
(laughs)
This blowout was the best.

529
00:20:32,061 --> 00:20:34,897
You knew and you didn't
tell me?

530
00:20:34,897 --> 00:20:36,482
That's for what you did
to the chairman.

531
00:20:36,482 --> 00:20:38,400
The real chairman.

532
00:20:38,400 --> 00:20:39,777
Jinx out!

533
00:20:39,777 --> 00:20:41,153
My soup must've cured

534
00:20:41,153 --> 00:20:43,364
your spontaneous illness,
huh, buddy?

535
00:20:43,364 --> 00:20:46,283
You brought me soup?
You're a good friend, Geoff.

536
00:20:46,283 --> 00:20:47,534
Better than I deserve.

537
00:20:47,534 --> 00:20:48,786
I...

538
00:20:48,786 --> 00:20:50,621
Oh, I wasn't sick.

539
00:20:50,621 --> 00:20:52,581
I faked it
to get out of your party.

540
00:20:52,581 --> 00:20:54,500
But you're at my party.

541
00:20:54,500 --> 00:20:55,584
Keep up, pal.

542
00:20:55,584 --> 00:20:57,127
Yeah, but I didn't know that.

543
00:20:57,127 --> 00:20:59,713
When Jeff, that Jeff,
invited me--

544
00:20:59,713 --> 00:21:01,131
Well, this will shock you.

545
00:21:01,131 --> 00:21:03,509
I haven't always been
very popular.

546
00:21:03,509 --> 00:21:07,221
And it felt nice to be
one of the best of the best.

547
00:21:07,221 --> 00:21:09,056
I'm sorry, Geoff.

548
00:21:09,056 --> 00:21:11,850
Oh, buddy, I can't blame you for
wanting to hang out with Jeff.

549
00:21:11,850 --> 00:21:13,185
I mean, he's so awesome,

550
00:21:13,185 --> 00:21:15,396
I'm spending the rest
of my afterlife with him.

551
00:21:15,396 --> 00:21:17,272
Now, come on, let's party.

552
00:21:18,357 --> 00:21:19,984
Geoff may forgive you,

553
00:21:19,984 --> 00:21:21,944
but you're not off the hook
with me, pal.

554
00:21:21,944 --> 00:21:25,864
If you ever hurt
my angelic Geoff again,

555
00:21:25,864 --> 00:21:29,535
You'll answer to me!

556
00:21:29,535 --> 00:21:30,786
Got it. Yes, Sir.

557
00:21:30,786 --> 00:21:32,496
Now let's have a good time!

558
00:21:32,496 --> 00:21:34,415
(dance music blaring)

559
00:21:38,669 --> 00:21:40,796
- (all cheering)
- Yeah!

560
00:21:42,006 --> 00:21:44,758
Whew! What a night.

561
00:21:44,758 --> 00:21:46,385
I tell you what,
I'm gonna sleep like the dead.

562
00:21:46,385 --> 00:21:48,846
Ah, hey, Scratch,
I've updated the handbook,

563
00:21:48,846 --> 00:21:51,140
so now it clearly states

564
00:21:51,140 --> 00:21:52,975
you should have gone
to Geoff's party.

565
00:21:52,975 --> 00:21:56,854
I did, but Geoff's party
was actually Jeff's party,

566
00:21:56,854 --> 00:21:58,814
so it all worked out
in the end.

567
00:21:58,814 --> 00:22:00,691
- Night night!
- What?

568
00:22:00,691 --> 00:22:03,110
<i>? The Ghost and Molly McGee ?</i>

569
00:22:03,160 --> 00:22:07,710
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